I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said 'No. He was, predictably, a success. Taken from nightclub dates in , '65, and '68, Standup Comic shows how stylistically similar he was to contemporaries like Bill Cosby but also how his absurd flights of imagination made him utterly unique. The cops had to come and get me. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickey to the Statue of Liberty. The long-form tales featured on Standup Comic including Allen's famous bit featuring a moose provide plenty of laughs as well as an early glimpse at this protean comic genius.
Standup Comic :. If you think New Orleans jazz is dated, peppy and thin, and that Woody Allen is nothing more than an eccentric celebrity filmmaker, try this CD. Not only is the music fine and intelligent, but Woody shows us a side of him that his films don't capture. There's a sadness in the best pieces that goes beyond wistfulness, a beauty in unexpected places.
Woody is serious about the music, but not preachy. The band and he make a lively, compelling, and thoughtful statement about music being one of the best aspects of existence. Wild Man Blues :. Soundtrack: Woody Allen's Movie Music by qp. Woody Allen's love of classic jazz shows when the most popular songs from his movies are gathered onto one disc.
From the opening track, "As Time Goes By," it becomes obvious how important Allen's music really is to his films. That song sets the pace for the movie better than any other song could have and, though it is quite famous for other reasons, Allen made it his own when it was heard in the film's context. This set of music proves that Allen has the eerie ability to take a popular standard and set it so well to one of his films that the listener can pinpoint the exact scene in which the song was used.
That is no easy task, especially with the caliber of the songs found here, so as a collection this is not only filled with wonderful jazz, but also serves as a good reminder of Allen's best work. Movie Music :. Soundtrack: Woody Allen Classics by qp. The first classical music I remember hearing was on movie soundtracks--the animated cartoons of my childhood in which the characters would chase, trick, and bash each other to the tunes of Liszt's Hungarian rhapsodies and overtures by Rossini and Suppe.
This music was used not because it was great, but because it was full of action and out of copyright--a lot cheaper and probably better than hiring a living composer. Woody Allen may have a nobler motivation in his decision to use classics on his soundtracks, and his selection of music, from Bach to Prokofiev, is more sophisticated.
This superbly miscellaneous collection will be full of happy discoveries for many listeners. It may also help you to identify tunes that you hear in a movie and can't get out of your mind. Classics :. Soundtrack: Vicky Cristina Barcelona by qp. Barcelona has long been considered one of the most romantic cities in the world - a place where the human heart has been known to explore new and uncharted territory, leaving any preconceptions about passion and romance forever changed.
The film's eclectic mix of music reflects the storyline's passionate yet lighthearted tone. The bouncy, Spanish-sung title song, "Barcelona," was written and recorded by Giulia y los Tellarini, a little-known indie band from Barcelona. As might be expected from a collection of Spanish music, instrumental guitar pieces make up the lion's share of the soundtrack.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona-Soundtrack :. Vicky Rebecca Hall is sensible and engaged to be married; Cristina Scarlett Johansson is emotionally and sexually adventurous. Set against the luscious Mediterranean sensuality of Barcelona, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' is Woody Allen's funny and open-minded celebration of love in all its configurations.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona :. Cassandra's Dream HD Nov 30, by qp. Two London brothers are hard-up for cash, and both have girls to look out for, too.
When rich Uncle Howard comes to town and agrees to help them out, he admits his finances are under investigation, and he asks them to do him a favor and "take care of" an old business relation to keep his trouble under wraps - he says that they're family, and since he always takes care of them, the least they could do is help him out this once, as they're the only ones he can trust.
The film follows their struggle with the immorality of this request and how each brother chooses to deal with it. Cassandra's Dream :. Cassandras Dream m-HD xvtat :. Scoop HD by qp. In the funeral of the famous British journalist Joe Strombel, his colleagues and friends recall how obstinate he was while seeking for a scoop. Meanwhile the deceased Joe discloses the identity of the tarot card serial killer of London.
He cheats the Reaper and appears to the American student of journalism Sondra Pransky, who is on the stage in the middle of a magic show of the magician Sidney Waterman in London, and tells her that the murderer is the aristocrat Peter Lyman. Sondra drags Sid in her investigation, seeking for evidences that Peter is the killer.
However, she falls in love with him and questions if Joe Strombel is right in his scoop. Match Point HD by qp. Tennis pro Chris Wilton takes a job as a tennis instructor and hits it off immediately with one of his students, wealthy young Tom Hewitt. Tom introduces Chris to his family and Chris falls quickly into a romance with Tom's sister Chloe. Their passionate trysts leave Chris in danger of losing the wealth and position he has now come to enjoy.
The only solution to the dilemma seems unthinkable Melinda and Melinda HD by qp. Over a meal in a French restaurant, Sy poses a conundrum to his fellow diners: Is the essence of life comic or tragic?
For the sake of argument, he tells a story, which the others then embellish to illustrate their takes on life. The story starts as follows: A young Manhattan couple, Park Avenue princess Laurel and tippling actor Lee, throw a dinner party to impress Lee's would-be producer when their long-lost friend Melinda appears at their front door, bedraggled and woebegone.
In the tragic version of what happens next, the beautiful intruder is a disturbed woman who got bored with her Midwestern doctor-husband and dumped him for a photographer.
Her husband took the children away and she spiraled into a suicidal depression that landed her straight-jacketed in a mental ward. In the comic version, Melinda is childless and a downstairs neighbor to the dinner hosts, who are ambitious Indy filmmaker Susan and under-employed actor Hobie. Back and forth the stories go, contrasting the destinies of the two Melindas.
Anything Else HD by qp. In medias res: narrator Jerry Falk, a fledgling comedy writer with an inept agent, is about to celebrate an anniversary with his girlfriend Amanda. There's trouble in paradise: she's late and has already eaten , she's been uninterested in sex for months, and her quixotic mother is moving in with them.
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